I Brought You a Flower
I brought you a flower
You threw it back at me
It wasn't the right color

I brought you dinner
You looked me in the eye
And fed it to your dog

Here, take these cd's
This one has our song
I didn't know they were flammable

Here's a letter, dear,
The only way for me to tell you
Because my jaw is still swollen

You really do look pretty
I wasn't lying. I'm sorry,
But I'm not your father